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blunts-and-robots:

lovemetoinfinity:

bendovalikethat:

livinginsperrys:

I feel I am sinning for reblogging this …

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Jesus is killing it in BP

watch that fuckin elbow, jesus

blunts-and-robots:

lovemetoinfinity:

bendovalikethat:

livinginsperrys:

I feel I am sinning for reblogging this …

Single greatest picture

Jesus is killing it in BP

watch that fuckin elbow, jesus

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shailenewoodleyssideboob:

look at ur tummy. pat it gently. it is so cute.

look at ur thighs and your butt. wiggle them. they are so cute.

look at all of your body parts. blow kisses at them and tell them they are so cute.

DO NOT SAY MEAN THINGS ABOUT THEM. EVEN IF SOMETIMES YOU GET MAD AT THEM THEY ARE PART OF YOU AND THEY ARE SO CUTE AND YOU ARE SO CUTE.

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tentarude:

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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ivoryunknown:

this may actually be one of my favourite photosets on tumblr

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liquor-inthe-front:

Single Woman’s Title = Miss
Married Woman’s Title = Mrs.
Unknown Woman’s Title = Ms.

Married Man’s Title = Mr.
Single Man’s Title = Mr.
Unknown Man’s Title = Mr.

Because a woman only has status if she is married

think about it.
add an apostrophe to Mrs = Mr’s.
think about it.

and then go throw up. 

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herwhisperisthe-jyp:

i had a dream that i was walking around in a shirt with stalks of corn all over it and somebody was like “wtf are u wearing?” and i said “it’s a crop top” i laughed so hard that i woke up

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gonewiththeenterprise:

harpaea:

do you ever think about how weird reading is

our eyes are able to scan these different symbols and construct the scenarios and concepts they describe in our mind

and these concepts have the power to twist our emotions and make us cry and laugh and wow reading is weird

i think it’s one of the most beautiful things in the world

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melleverdeen:

Why aren’t there more posts on here about the Scooby Doo movies? Because seriously

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these

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are

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the

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best

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movies

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ever

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awwww-cute:

He popped the first two. Now he carries this one very gently

awwww-cute:

He popped the first two. Now he carries this one very gently

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therealhamster:

touching yourself after a long vacation

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